Cheesy

If you live anywhere near the Nosh (there's one in Beverly Hills and one in Santa Monica) please go there and get a tub of jalapeno cream cheese. If you have an assistant, send them instead. Do what you like with it. I suggest pretzels, wheat thins or a toasted bagel with tomato, but really it doesn't matter because all you can taste is hot cheese. Run, don't walk.
p.s. I literally could not title this blog because every time I went to type words I had to eat another pretzel from my 100 calorie bag of minis.