And he makes guitars and surfboards!

When left to his own devices, my dad gets creative with tortillas. And by creative, I mean that he puts whatever is in the fridge into a tortilla and calls it dinner. Last night he was rootin' around in there and he started sounding like he was gettin' some ideas and he says, "Look at all this stuff, we have salami!" So, into the tortilla went salami and swiss cheese which he put in the toaster. Half way through toasting came the halved cherry tomatoes. After toasting came the kalamata olives, caesar dressing (good old Girard), Tabasco sauce and Maggi. He wished we had lettuce :D I laughed but was secretly a little jealous. I had rice with butter and soy sauce. Who's the real cook in this family? Obviously not this girl.

After the last bite he declared it "Fantastic!" Totally.