F you, K.F.

Okay, I'm giving up. Who do I think I am, Miami Today News? And they only made it to page 35 in a Google search for "kraft foods." (I wanted to see how good my chances were that the pizzas were on their way. They're definitely not.) I think I have to aim a little lower if I want to get any free stuff. Is that possible? Hello, Skinny Cow, are you out there? I love your mint ice cream sandwiches! But why does the mint ice cream (although I use the words "ice cream" very loosely in this case) in the cones taste so much weirder and faker? Don't send cones, they melt too much anyway, thanks!