Swimmer, I love you

My brother sent me this link to what Michael Phelps eats in a day, which everyone has been talking about but for some reason everyone stops at breakfast. Get a load of lunch and dinner! Who can eat a whole pizza and then a pound of pasta too in the same meal?! That's an entire bag or box of pasta.
So I was reading the menu to my parents and got to the end and commented that there are pretty much no fruits or vegetables in his diet at all except for the lettuce and tomato on his three breakfast sandwiches. Granted that probably adds up to two whole tomatoes, but it doesn't really sound like champion food. So my mom said how so many nutritionists must hear that and want to get their hands on him. And I said, It makes me want to be his cook! Nothing in the world would thrill me like watching someone eat like that. And I cooked it for him! Hmm, marry a swimmer, eh? And have a bunch of swimmer babies? Sounds expensive.